Microsoft to Buy Yahoo!?

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The Yahoo! stock has dropped significantly lately and Microsoft could be the ones to scoop up the manure of the falling search engine (farm joke… ehh, nevermind). Microsoft announced they want to acquire the company for $44.6 billion. Whatever happens, Google will still conquer all. Because as everybody knows, Google > World v. truth.

Now that I think of it, I haven’t visited the Yahoo! site in at least 6 months. I actually forgot they existed for a while there. You know your company is in trouble when hardcore internet users, such as myself, forgot about you completely. Don’t worry Yahoo!, behind the rash of recent layoffs, falling stock prices and a brand that seems to be sinking, you’re still #1 according to Alexa. Or does it even matter anymore?

Image courtesy of Nate Whitehill.